"Hello! Welcome to McDonalds, what can I get you today?"
"Have you met Bessy?"
"Excuse me?"
"Bessy. Have you met her?"
"I'm sorry... I--"
"Bessy. The cow you are currently murdering with your meat musher machine."
"..."
"I'll have a double quater pounder, please!"
I was discussing what ger-rate McDisguting mini drive through conversations would be. Above is the best I could come up with, but slim chance you laughed aloud. Maybe a little 'eep' that sounded riduculous out of the the blue, so you turned it into a casual, "sorry. Sneeze season." Anyway... I mean, the greatest risk I ever took was to check their name tag and yell, "thanks, Bob!" as I drive away, leaving them scrunching their eyebrows together and wondering who the heck just called their name. Some long lost fifth cousin from Sweden? Who knows.
Got anything awesome convos you've been dying to have with the poor drive thru waiter-people who reek of greasy fries and cheese? (Sorry to any Mcdoodles employees out there.) I shouldn't even be laughing, I applied a week ago. Ha! Maybe I'll give you a lil salute as you drive though.
If you have any paralyzing, oh-my-asparagus what just happened?! tricks, spill 'em below.
(In other words, I'm running out of wit. Does any of that even pass for wit? ...cough... )
Okay, So Here It Is
First comment of the week and uber funny. Honestly, I laughed out loud in the middle of class. Great stuff. ...cough... Okay, so I'm trying too hard to be funny...
ANYHOO
i got one where you drive through backwards and as you order you slowly but surly increase your volume so that by the end of your order you end up screaming at them. its a good one believe me i my self Mr. Red has done it.{:P
This was posted by "Mr. Red" (whoever that is....) Alright, I admit it sucks when you know who's posting on your blog, but hey, at least it's a start! kinda... C'mon peeps! Be anonymous! Got anymore? I'm sure you have more.... Spill it like milk homies.
Still Crazy
L.E ;P
For the simple fact that I am painfully un-funny, check thses McDondies pics:
http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/funny-fail-pics-mcfail-mcdonalds-maccas.jpg
http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fail.jpg
http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_n3/assets/widget_bgck2-tlHkcloDEfmOZAE-.jpg
Sorry about the links =( Too lazy, right?
